The legend will never die.
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Another failed conversation with a woman
- - SexyLady: hey
- itemforty: Hi!
- itemforty: Who this was?
- - SexyLady: so whats up how are you?
- itemforty: I'm doing great! How about yourself?
- - SexyLady: oh thats cool so whats up u doing anything?
- itemforty: Working right now! How about you?
- - SexyLady: i Just got out of the shower. kinda bored...... want to have a lil fun?
- itemforty: Nah.
- - SexyLady: have you ever watched a girl on webcam? do u want to cause im about to get on mine?
- itemforty: I don't have headphones here, which are really necessary for webcam watching because I need to be able to hear the friction in your legs.
- itemforty: Otherwise it's just.not.worth.it.
- - SexyLady: yayyyyy! k go here http://myprivateshow.net/frgh then at the Ieftish bottoooomish part of my page click acceptt lnvite
- itemforty: No, I don't think you understood me; I can't get off unless I can hear the friction between the cellulite. I'm sure you understand.
- - SexyLady: i use this site for my cam cause i don't want to be recorded! also it asks for a credit crd but its just to verify your age. it dosent cost anything.
- itemforty: Oh I'm not worried about price at all. I am actually pretty weathy because I invented press on nails.
- - SexyLady: let me know when you're done.
- itemforty: Done with what?
- - SexyLady: k
- itemforty: Are you drunk? You know how I feel about your drinking
- - SexyLady: are you in yet?
- itemforty: In what? The conversation? As far as I can tell, I'm the only one "in."
- - SexyLady: k when your on the main page search for my id "angelnery" and click view cam
- itemforty: Do you have any sisters? Are they fatter than you?
- - SexyLady: hurry babe im waiting for uuuuu
- itemforty: I can't stand impatient women. Especially if they don't weigh 200 lbs at least.